dear single men,

there are some things i've noticed, possibly personally, that drive me irate about you.

#1: when conversing with single females, please refrain from talking about things only relating to you for 15 minutes. it's polite to ask general questions such as "where are you from?" or "what do you do for a living?" within this time frame.

#2: further, telling a female that her beer burps are "sexy" does not qualify for appropriate conversation skills within the first minute of meeting her.

#3: starting out a conversation that outrightly acknowledges that you stalk her status on g-chat, facebook, twitter, or another technology will not be endearing, it will be creepy.

single ladies (yes beyonce reference), can i get an amen? any other statements we should be pass along to our dear friends?
i understand we all have social faux pas, but a girl's gotta vent every now and then, right?